Sunday, September 27, 2009

If you'll pardon the lack of posts...


...I'm nursing a cold. It's hard being snarky when all you want to do is die.

I just had a sneezing fit and the cold officially just won. Just put me on my funeral bairn, set it on fire, and push it out into the fjord.

I'm going to take the gold in the next Snot Olympics.


HJ

5 comments:

Mobyseven said...

If you could kindly never post that picture again, I think we'd all be grateful. My girlfriend just fainted.

Ben said...

That picture will haunt my dreams...probably in a good way though because I'm a sick fuck.

cannonballjones said...

You need a whisky toddy in you, ASAP. Get some decent Scotch, mix it in with a teaspoon of honey, squeeze in a lemon, add hot water and, for added effect, whatever the equivalent of Lemsip is in your neck of the woods. Won't actually cure it but enough of them will send you to sleep long enough that by the time you wake up it'll have disappeared of it's own accord :)

Bing said...

Oh, how nice would that be.

See what happens when you look up the phrase "snot Olympics"?

HJ

froghopper said...

Oh, that picture...makes me just want to...barf and laugh at the same time. :)

Hope your snot trails are just as impressive. Got to get something out of that cold, right?