Happy International Blasphemy Day!
Now with extra heresy!
I just wanted to let you know that God is imaginary and if He were real, based on the reprehensible behavior of his followers, I'd much rather opt out of heaven. By "God," I am merely hanging a convenient moniker on the supernatural know-it-all who some people believe is responsible for this messy mud pie we call home. Allah can wash my balls, you see. And Odin's balls. Vishnu is buttfloss, and I find Yahweh an especially infantile nightmare.
Do you catch my drift?
HJ
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9 comments:
I didn't see anyone today but if I had known it was international blasphemy day, I might have made the extra effort to go out and harass someone for being who they are.
I did, however, make some spirited comments either this morning or last night on the idiots on the GOP side of the aisle. Is that good enough?
That comment had to go. And I never take down peoples' comments if I can at all justify keeping them up.
HJ
I agree, there was no reason to leave that comment up.
Two comments down... I wonder what they were about!
One used a certain derogatory word that can't be used lovingly (except perhaps by a member of Monty Python), and when I took it down, we didn't need the follow up that rightly pointed out that someone had missed the point.
HJ
Yes, it was foolish of me to leave insulting language in a comment that I had intended in jest. Of course I accept that my comment was not funny and was in fact in poor taste. In my (extremely limited) defence I'll say I was a bit drunk at the time. Still no excuse for being a dick, but hope you'll accept my apology any way. Cheers,
Dave.
Remember that Jesus had an uncomfortable long weekend for your sins, everyone. Isn't that the greatest sacrifice of all? I mean, he could've gone fishing.
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