Get the Ghost Hunters off of the road!
Every show, while the Ghost Hunters are driving in a convoy to an "investigation," the case manager (apparently a squeaky-voiced bimbo now) explains exactly what is supposed to be going on at the site. The problem is that she does this over a walkie-talkie. Also, the bimbo is clearly reading her lines while driving.
I thought she was a fucking actress. Memorize your lines, bitch!
It's bad enough that talking on a cell phone slows your reaction time as if one was driving under the influence of alcohol, but to read while talking on the phone while driving a van. Even if she wasn't a woman, she would still be a driving hazard. (Sorry, ladies. Maybe there is a reason I'm still single.)
HJ
UPDATE! YOU INFORMATION LEAVING-OUT WHORES!
Perhaps it is to mask the fact that the owners have a financial interest in potentially marketable ghost stories, but tonight Jay and Grant described the site of Thornbury Farm, which they were "investigating," as a "residence." Well, of course, they fucked that description up. It's a bed and breakfast! YOU SUCK SO MUCH!
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1 comments:
Haven't seen episodes for this season, but I've enjoyed them from the beginning. The one drama that kind of grabbed me on the ass was with Brian. At one point it was difficult to determine how real it was, or if it was all just written lines. It didn't really harm or help the episodes. but was largely annoying instead. There is a column in this month's (or last) copy of Discover magazine which made me laugh.
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