Is that a Finding Jihad I see?!?

It is! I haven't done one of these in a while, where I comb through sitemeter's records and extract the google search strings that lead to this website. And so I'm doing it now. So there.

• house cleaning cartoons (Just when you thought the funnies couldn't get any more dull.)
• bob dylan arresting officer (Why, he'll get put in jail for impersonating a cop!)
• make pancakes with arina of tribe? (What the hell is this supposed to mean?)
• condoleeza rice sexy pics (Excuse me, but I have to vomit everything I've eaten since kindergarten.)
• topless bottomless (Well, shit! What's left?)
• evil little fat folks (I hate gnomes too.)
• learning anal douche (HJHOP: Your source for learning anal douche!)
• nude tiny gals (Do you want pictures of them smurfing one another?)
• cliff kincaid paranoid psycho (That's my boy!)
• How many clubbings does it take to get to the gooey center of a baby seal (It depends on whether or not the carcass is bloated, really.)
• communist math (1 + 1 = exploitation of the proletariat!)
• safari lap quilts (Do they make lap quilts for that?)
• teletubbies infiltration (Yes, they have been infiltrated by the Illuminati. Also, Tinky Winky is a 33rd degree Mason.)
• cum puddle belly button (Well, there's an image I can't get out of my head.)
• bottomless girls (This one always makes me laugh. It's the visual.)
• topless wet t contest (What is wrong with this search?)
• oh yeah, greatest name ever, christopher johnson. (There's a lot of pain behind that search.)
• going bald at 18 very depressed (This is very sad.)
• rhode island sucks (Heehee.)
• crush on the pope (Been reading Bill Donohue's diary, have you?)
• banana phallus (That's my new band name!)
• still crazy after all these years depressed (Wow, you just totally ruined that song for me.)
• god strong like a fucking unicorn (Just drink in the weird, people. Drink in the weird.)
• angel losing its wings called (Hey, there's nothing funny about an angel with syphilis!)

Surprise break-out search of the week:

• does dirt devil vac cause cancer
• dirt devil cancer risk state of california

HJ