What does it take to get a rise out of Ken Ham?

Very, very little.

Anyway, coming on the heels of an entry of mine that was Pharyngulized a few days ago (thanks, PZ!) and then was further elaborated on by Stupid Dinosaur Lies, Ken Ham retaliated ineffectually by lamenting that the universe is mean.

Well, the intolerant secularists are at it again. It seems many of them do not believe in freedom of speech or tolerance.

Hey, don't look at me. Keep talking--I like a laugh. And there's nothing about "tolerance" that forces us to endorse idiocy. In science, some ideas, it turns out, some ideas are more worth tolerating than others.

They are a small minority of the population, and it seems they have given up trying to argue scientifically, logically, or in a reasoned way.

Only with you, fool, because you are clearly unimprovable. Of course, you wouldn't be aware of what real scientists are doing when not ridiculing you because you don't read scientific journals, which are packed full of scientific, logical, reasoned goodness.

We have observed an increasing trend to attack Answers in Genesis and the Creation Museum using vile language,

Smeghead.

making false accusations,

Georgia Purdom is a respectable and respected scientist.

creating false websites,

www.kenhamisclever.com

making threats against us,

Well, I have never made a threat. I just don't. That's wrong. Maybe, "So-and-so should be beaten around the knees by midgets," but what are the chances that someone's going to round up a bunch of belligerent midgets? It's hardly inciting to violence.

and so on.

Recently, acting quite childishly, they blasted the Creation Museum because we were given the unique opportunity to sponsor a NASCAR to advertise the Creation Museum.

Actually, I think that's a brilliant metaphor for your approach to science. Going in circles at a high rate of speed for the benefit of people in puffy hats who don't expect you to get anywhere.

They also have been attacking the fact the Creation Museum restaurant has a relationship with Coca-Cola to sell their products.

Well, my original intent was to criticize the American Family Association for being colossal hypocrites.

If they even used a fraction of their vile language and false accusations against Moslems—I couldn’t imagine the outcry.

Dude, don't get me started. They don't have a Wacky Mohommedan Theme Park (mostly because you will be beheaded if you make an animatronic Prophet), they aren't a measurable force in the struggle over students' right to high quality science education, and they are not worth our time. And people do slam Muslims constantly. Take fundamentalist Christians, for instance. Take a good chunk of everything that I get fed from TownHall.com, OneNewsNow, Bible Prophecy Today, and Worldview Weekend on a daily basis. Not only is your version of history completely fabricated, Ken, but your present is completely batshit as well.

But it seems they think they have the right to attack Christians in any way they want.

Well, except physically, and the vast majority of us wouldn't want to. Your hare-brained ideas, however, are fair game and deserve no special coddling or respect. They constantly earn derision. The weirdos that you employ are self-humiliation machines, and if you had a speck of decency you would encourage them to not make such asses out of themselves. And what you cite as an attack on "Christians" from Stupid Dinosaur Lies, actually only criticizes your weird-ass organization, not any specific person. Your problem, in this case at least, is that you can't separate criticism of your asinine beliefs and criticism of you. Much like the caller below (watch the whole thing through to the end--hilarious Christian fail):



Ahhhh.

HJ