Students say the darndest things...

In a paper last night.

"But I was more wrong than I could ever be."

Obviously you were unaware of this sentence, then.

Then there was this, that made me piss myself:

"We wouldn’t say that humans licking their gentiles like animals was natural if a small population of people were doing it."

Gentiles hate being licked.

This is up there with:

"Beowulf is an anonymous medieval poem written in the 18th Century by Robert Cotton."

and

"Antisemitism in Nazi Germany was bad, especially for the Jews."

HJ