I'll have a Finding Jihad with a side of fries and a coke

This is where I post the interesting searches that led people to my site as recorded by sitemeter.

• brazillian tribe (I like the idea of an undiscovered tribe of butt-waxers.)
• exodus project howse (Oh, wouldn’t that be rich! Wait, ah NOT the ex-gay movement! My bad.)
• sexworker hj (Well, if the tenure thing doesn’t take…. Actually, I think this person was looking for a hand job.)
• brannon howse wife swap (I would not be surprised if Howse’s wife wanted to swap Brannon.)
• bug that comes every 5 years (They may not breed often, but they are known for their endurance.)
• waldo wisconsin as he was preparing pancakes (So that’s where he was!)
• ray comfort interview Satanist (Heehee.)
• will president clinton take advantage of Y2K howse (“Yeah, baby, the world’s ending. Wanna go out with a bang?”)
• fibromyalgia treatment miami mount Sinai (Moses! Rub garlic butter all over yourself and sing monastic chants to the new moon. I don’t know. I couldn’t decide which direction to go with that joke.)
• BRANNON hOWSE zealot (nO sHIT)
• barnes and noble job listings part-time (This poor person went to a post where I ripped apart part-timers. Eek.)
• trent reznor saved by christ (What the fuck do you think?)
• I hate humanities courses (You’ll never guess what your teachers think of you!)
• hanky ministries
  

• pantless party scene (Most people are looking down.)
• olympic girls nude (Hey, be careful. You don’t want Olympic fever blisters.)
• porn - soldiers fuck a female sniper (People have such specific fetishes. I know, I know. There is probably a usenet group for “people who have served at least two tours of duty in a minesweeper battalion.” My own fetish is a naked lady fetish. There is something about naked ladies that makes me want to see more of them. I think it’s their nudity.)
• what is a smell noah's ark (Imagine 40 days packed ass to nose with hippo, rhino and elephant butt. I’ll take drowning, thank you, God.)
• is reiki bullshit (Does the Space Pope lay his eggs in the ear of the Nictuous Slarnrooster of Gamulon II?)

Bonus funny
"One thing about the Chinese athletes, they hardly ever thank God when they win. I can't tell whether I'm watching the American track team or a fucking prayer circle."
--Animala, on the Olympics, which I'm still not watching

HJ