The Short Bus (Hall of Shame)

Short Bus Passengers

• Ex-Coach Dave Daubenmire, driver, completely unpleasant in every way
  
• Anna "of the Light" Robles, claims angels told her where the bus is going
• Simona Mainini, claims bus arrives sooner if we rearrange the seating
• OneNewsNow, publishes unsubstantiated opinions about non-riders
• Brannon Howse, reads secret messages from God in the odometer
• Jason Lisle, waiting at the wrong corner for the Short Bus, but really believes and therefore knows that the bus will pick him up there
• Bill Wilson, screams at the driver to not let anyone else on the Short Bus, especially filthy, stinking Mexicans
• Malcolm Trosclair, does not think that Daubenmire is really driving the short bus, and thinks that Bill Wilson looks a little Jew-ish.
• Cliff Kincaid, thinks that Daubenmire is checking him out in the rear-view mirror.
  
• Greg Evensen--Refuses to sit behind Simona Manini on the bus because she has an "ethnic" name.
• Mike Adams, Health Ranger and Docktor of Physik with An Especialitee in Maladjustment of the Humours--Rachael Dunlop got the Shortie, Mike Adams gets to the Short Bus! Seems only fair.

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You know, HCwDB has a Hall of Scrote. Keith Olberman has a "Worst Person Ever" category. I think that it is time to fix especially barftastic (huh, that word doesn't trip my spellcheck) offenders against reason into a category of their own. What should I call it?

How about "The Short Bus"?



You know, I like it. And you know what, for those lucky few who aspire to one day to climb aboard the short bus, I am going to give you a little icon that you can put on your website.

There. That's 45 minutes that I will never get back.

Now I am going to give the honor of the very first Very Special Riders to feng shui "practitioner" "Dr." Simona Mainini and psychic Anna "of the Light" Robles, both of whom have wiggled threats of imaginary lawsuits before me. Yeah. What binds these two together is the shamelessness with which they take people's money and then having the gall to accuse me of being less than ethical. Hell, you two should be under the short bus.

Oh, and the driver of the short bus is ex-Coach Dave Daubenmire. Just so you know.

Dave Daubenmire without the stupid hat.

More will come, I'm sure, people. Stay tuned!

HJ