It's Finding Jihad time!

Standard explanation follows. Every so often I post some of the Google searches that have led people to my site, as reported by sitemeter. I can't make this stuff up.

• brannon howse for mayor (That makes as about as much sense as “jeffery dahmer for line cook.”)
• odin's swifan balls
  
• ray comfort can go fuck himself (No he can’t. That would be unbiblical.)
• rejection monkey (I like the idea of a monkey handling my job applications. Reading them, chewing on them and hopping up and down with monkey rage! Maybe i should include some lettuce or grubs or something with my job applications.)
  
• mormon hairstylists (You can’t give me purple liberty spikes? Fine. Make it dull and able to be covered.)
• unicorns; fucking stupid unicorns
• why you shouldn't taunt animals at the zoo (Look what happened to Sharon Stone’s husband. I believe he was sodomized by a rhinoceros.)
• the meaning of Brannon (From the Indo-European root brin-yun, meaning “What the fuck happened to my eyebrows?”)

• rihanna turns her accent on and off (When she gonna turn her talent on? Ba-ziiiing!)
• big penis in the world (I can see it now. This is how they pitch pornos to potential investors: “I can see it now. Big penis in the world… Whadya think?”)
• cleese jehovah (This is a Finding Jihad first. I’m the one who came across this one. I was searching for an image, and BAM there’s HJHOP.)
• what type of coffee cups are used on the john hagee show (Oh I feel sorry for this dull, dull person’s family.)
• big lady ass (From Google Israel.)
• daubenmire and freshwater (Two bad things that go worse together!)
• free happy sex (Take it from me...if it's free, be happy.)
• what is the mailing address where one should send photos to Ghost Hunters, Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson to check out (c/o Dave Daubenmire, Pass the Salt Ministries, P.O. Box 744, Hebron, OH 43025—Also, they don’t care. They really don’t care at all.)
• paris hilton fucks a sheep (Poor sheep!)
• discovery institute job openings creation (Heheh. I totally want that gig…)
• happy with my penis (No, I’m furious with your penis!)
• russian national anthem youtube aaaaaaah (Ah! Putin strikes again!)
• my wife is not horney no more (It’s probably you.)
• american psychological association policy christian psychology (“I command the depression to leave you in the name of Jesus Herbert Walker Christ!”)
• "alan keyes" dill hole OR dillweed (My favorite Boolean search ever.)
• fuck my grandmother (What’ll you give me? And does she have teeth?)
• job - tuckpointer in Chicago (Not surprisingly, from Google Poland)