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Give my body to the Mythbusters, then blow me up!
Woohoo!
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7 comments:
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We should put a dead stinky whale in the Creation Museum and tell those guys where it is.
No, technically, that would be terrorism. Which is bad. Naughty.
:)
HJ
Ewwww! Can you imaging rounding up the family for the big event? Lawn chairs, picnics. One has to wonder what the conversation with the car insurance company was like.
Your car was crushed under WHAT? Did you say an exploding whale carcass? Click.
It would be awesome! I've always wanted to see a 30-yard long animal, just to get a sense of how big these things really are.
HJ
Why does this remind me of the infamous Turkey Giveaway episode of WKRP in Cincinnati?
Boy I didn't see that coming.
HJ, that is not terrorism.
That is extreme house makeover.
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