Ohio psychoChristian loses job

John Freshwater, the fucked-up fuck up who was branding crosses on middle school students as part of what he apparently thought was a science demonstration, but what might be fairly be called "enhanced interrogation techniques," has gotten the ax.

Billy got a question wrong.

And stay the fuck out, freak.

But guess who was clinging to the butthair of this story, like the dingleberry he is...DAVE DAUBENMIRE! Hi, Dave! Dave, as you know, is the worst of the worst. Arrogant, mildly retarded...he's got it all! He also lost his job because he's a complete wang, by which I mean he foisted religion on his students. He got clobbered by the ACLU, and though he claims that he beat them, the ACLU was awarded lawyers fees. You show 'em, shithead.

So, imagine my surprise when Animala said to me, "Hey, that wang Daubenmire was on Yahoo News today." I immediately took a nap, but afterward I went to the computer and, sho'nuf, there he was, stupid hat and all.

What did Dave have to say? One of the funniest statements ever by a person who no longer teaches for the state of Ohio, that's what:

"With the exception of the cross-burning episode ... I believe John Freshwater is teaching the values of the parents in the Mount Vernon school district," he told The Columbus Dispatch for a story published Friday.

Aside from the cross-burning episode...? That's my Dave!

The AP reported Daubenmire as saying:

"What you're seeing is a classic example of character assassination ... to release nothing more than allegations and say now they're going to investigate," Daubenmire said.

Daubenmire said the complaints of burning crosses are "an old allegation" from December that school officials didn't pursue."

Well, they released evidence today, you cling-on. Like pictures of the burns he inflicted on children. Also, it's not character assassination if your buddy is a genuine, completely unhinged loon.

The investigation was carried out by an outside firm. He has a chance to appeal. I mean, what's he going to say? I'd love to be there! Oh, well. I'll be there in spirit when he opens their letter!

HJ

I'm willing to bet that somewhere right now, Daubenmire is slapping Freshwater on the back, say, "You sure showed the school board, John!"