Finding Jihad: It's not just for breakfast anymore!

Every so often, when I'm in the mood, I like to reflect on some of the searches that have led people to this site, as reported by sitemeter. Seriously, I compile them like every day. Someone stop me!!!!

• HATE grand JURY DUTY NOT GOING (Good luck with that, mate.)
• what happens if you insert human embryo in an animal (Brannon Howse)
• freud talks out of his ass (Ah, that dream signifies "psychoanalysis." Alternate joke: "Sometimes Freud talking out of his ass is just Freud talking out of his ass.")
• The Idiocy of Jason Lisle (…has no bounds.)
• rexella van impe nude photos (Oh, why oh why would anyone EVER search for that!!! Oh, God!!!!)
• get laid no matter how big you are (I’m not that easy.)
• fun galaxy (I’ve always been partial to M51, the Whirlpool Galaxy.)
• kid terrifies cat pancake (I would have thought: “Cat pancake terrifies kid” would have been more likely.)
• jihab nude (Haqqy Jihab’s House of Qancakes: Your Source for jihab nude!)
• Barnes & Noble protest – homosexual (Brannon Howse is not, to my knowledge, homosexual, no matter how much gay porn he thumbs through at B&N.)
• kinds of mustaches and their definitions (Hair, milk, Mediterranean girl mustaches…)
• BRAZILLIAN TRIBE (An entire culture where everyone has had their crack waxed [also known as a “Brazilian”].)
• "comfort porn" (All porn is comfort porn.)
• IS JANET FOLGER NUTS (Is the Space Pope the guardian of the Miasmic Slarm?)
• 1 man plus 2 nails equals 4 giveness (I believe you’ll see that there were at least 3 nails. Then the math even works!)
• lisa edelstein eating (This is a new fetish. I’ve noticed that people never look up “Lisa Edelstein personal philosophy” or “Lisa Edelstein career.” It’s always “Lisa Edelstein ass” or “Lisa Edelstein porn,” or the new one from yesterday, “Lisa Edelstein Sex Scandal.” Creepy.)
• Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly ghost in the shell (Quick! Someone put his wallet under his tongue!)
• sex and aig (Like two completely dissimilar things. In a pod.) h/t to Blackadder
• spells to cure depression (See a doctor. See a doctor. See a doctor. No not a witch doctor. Jackass.)
• gay porn medved amb sucks and fucks with medveds (You said it. [whispering to Animala: Get the gun.])
• masturbator build (Kind of like Popeye.)
• supreme court justice meano (This was answered about 2 searches later by someone on the other side of the country…)
• scalia meano
• pronounce teetotalers (“pa-ja-ma-gram”)
• how to handle a crush on someone you barely know (Self-doubt and furious masturbation. That’s what I do.)
• little satan interview (You know, not the Great Satan America, but a little one, like Canada.)
• chuck norris interests (He enjoys kickin’ ass and taking names.)
• speech about pancakes (“For stacks and seven little pats of butter ago…”)
• Jihad porn photos (Do you really think that the jihadis are going make porn when they are…ever?)

HJ (Totally hating blogger's formatting right now.)