Finding Jihad is My Name, Funny Google Searching My Game!

As you doubtlessly know by know, for the last year I have been collecting the searches that lead to my website. Some are funny, some sad, others embarrassing.

benny hinn bullshitter (Needs to be put down, is more like it.)

sentence using skepticism (Necrophiliac goat molesters display little skepticism.)

rejection Letter from a university (“Dear Mr. Jihad…”)

scientific "citation style" chaos (44-33. Hinkelstein. “Chaos and the Instability of Orbits.” Big Hard Math Studies Journal. Norman 2.3: 2007. God, I Hate MLA.)

1 savior 4 me (U.R.N.S.)

you are "in good fooling today" (Thanks. You’re a tit.)

TAPS scam jason hawes (Good for taps.)

mla work citing book of mormon (Smith, Joseph. Conquests of a Stud Monkey….)

you know you're a jihad (Jeff Al-Foxworthy was looking for my site.)

“It will be hard to refute, perhaps embarrassing, to discount documented analysis of a world recognized Psychologist? Me ... I am disabled ... wish you were her” (The longest Internet search ever in history.)

help wanted ad jesus (Wanted: carpenter to build a cross for executions.)

math errors in bible (Well, there are two creation stories, for one! That seems like they over-counted.)

Good anti-drug quotes (“Mary-Kate? Hi, this is Heath’s housekeeper…”)

"campus visit" anxiety (I suggest downing 3 quick shots before going on your interview. Carry a flask for the rest of the day.)

FUNNY HELP WANTED ADS (Wanted: Circus Clown. Must have own tiny transportation.)

Is Dale Sellers legitimate? (Yes. His parents were married. He is not a real psychic, though. I'm glad that someone looking for him stumbled onto my site.)


HJ